[...You know, he won't even tease Dist for that one for once in his miserable life.]

That would be a bit uncomfortable. They're small enough for only one person, after all.

[Maybe next time he'll get someone to lug the mattress in... because he is not risking losing a nail to that!!]

I'm still not certain why they put us here when the whole point of a hotel is for people to stay in it...

[They probably have way nicer beds there too?? Ugh.]