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[The feed begins with a faraway shot of a wild Rattata, prepared to attack whoever is holding the 'Gear. But that doesn't last very long. Out of nowhere, a Magikarp careens into its face. It didn't even have a chance to react.]
KAAAARP!
[While hilarious to watch, the attack doesn't knock the Rattata out, and it simply scampers away while the Magikarp flounders around where it landed. This causes some growling from behind the 'Gear. Human growling, not Pokemon.
An angry man appears on the screen shortly after and...well. Dat collar, lipstick, and permanent evil glasses gleam.]
Rrrgh, is there any easy way of training this worthless excuse for a Pokemon?! All it does is flop around, and throwing it is causing me to break a sweat. That simply will not do!
[He does an angry hair flip, attempting to prevent his hair from sticking to his forehead.]
The beautiful Dist the Rose is not meant to sweat at all! Not after all the effort I put into making myself more than presentable!
[Yeah, he's new here.]
KAAAARP!
[While hilarious to watch, the attack doesn't knock the Rattata out, and it simply scampers away while the Magikarp flounders around where it landed. This causes some growling from behind the 'Gear. Human growling, not Pokemon.
An angry man appears on the screen shortly after and...well. Dat collar, lipstick, and permanent evil glasses gleam.]
Rrrgh, is there any easy way of training this worthless excuse for a Pokemon?! All it does is flop around, and throwing it is causing me to break a sweat. That simply will not do!
[He does an angry hair flip, attempting to prevent his hair from sticking to his forehead.]
The beautiful Dist the Rose is not meant to sweat at all! Not after all the effort I put into making myself more than presentable!
[Yeah, he's new here.]
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[He'll ignore the breeding thing for now, since it's less important. Besides, all it'll take is Dist turning his back while the Magikarp is with a Water 1 or a Dragon group Pokémon. Or better yet a Ditto.]