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Dist ([personal profile] ortion) wrote2012-09-20 10:28 pm

3 ❀ video

[Okay, the chaos at the base has finally settled down and the network is back to normal. Time to make a post he's been meaning to make...

The video begins with a shot of the ever eye-searing flashy Dist from across a table in some nondescript location. Those seem to be pretty common, don't they? On that table rests various evolutionary items: a Razor Claw, Dubious Disc, Dusk Stone, and a Metal Coat which Dist is rolling in his free hand.]


Network, let's talk about evolutionary items. Not how they work, because I am sure that has been speculated to death. I'd like to ask why. Specifically, why do they only work on certain Pokemon? Some make sense, such as the Magmarizer which is obviously geared toward a Magmar. And of course, a Thunderstone would only apply to an Electric type Pokemon.

But what about the Razor Claw? [He sets the Metal Coat down and picks up the claw, examining it in front of the 'Gear's camera.] There are plenty of clawed Pokemon this could apply to, and yet apparently only Sneasel actually make use of it. I'm sure you saw my Metal Coat just now; that is another intriguing one. Currently, only two noted Pokemon have adapted and taken on a metal coating to achieve extra defense.

[Now that he's given enough examples, he sets the Razor Claw down and leans back a bit, propping his chin up with his hand.]

Do you ever wonder if there may be more Pokemon out there ready to use these items to their advantage? Perhaps some Pokemon already have the capability but have yet to be introduced to these items. [A small smile spreads across his lips.] Wouldn't it be absolutely thrilling to be the first to discover a brand new evolution unknown to the masses?

[After letting those words sink in, he ends the video.]

[private video to fellow Rocket scientists]

Speaking of evolution, is anyone in the Goldenrod base available at the moment? [He reaches for that Metal Coat again.] I am about to begin the initial testing for my current project, and a second person is necessary for it.

[Insincerely,] Many thanks.
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (YOU BORE ME)

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[personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2012-09-22 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
That's correct. I have. But I know little about these items. They happen to fall outside my areas of expertise.

[Also, it's hard to learn about trade evos and use them when no one likes you.]

But you did sssay Scyther evolves into one of these? I'll have to look into that. It sounds promising.

[He is picturing a roboScyther. That probably isn't what it turns into, but he likes the idea of it just the same.]
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (SSSSHUT UP I'M TRYING TO THINK)

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[personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2012-09-23 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
I happen to have a Sssscyther. I should attempt this. My team could use more durability!

[Which probably isn't something he should be telling other people, but oh well. Too late now!]
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (HAHAHAHAHA)

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[personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2012-09-24 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Friends?

[Hahaha, who needs friends?]

I have little use for ssssuch things. What do I need another person for? Is thissss one of those trade things?

[He has made a whopping total of one trade in two years, Dist.]
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME GADGET NEXT TIME)

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[personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2012-09-24 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Making no sssense but existing is more or lessss a fair assessment of this entire world!

[At least from what Cobra's seen.]

But enough about that. What other Pokemon evolve in thisss manner? If you know of any, that is.
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (YOU BORE ME)

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[personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2012-09-25 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Arbok, Abomasnow, Machoke, Dunsparce, Hyno, Scyther, Pawniard, Ditto, Skarmory, Ssscolipede, Trubbish, and Grimer.
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (A ROUND OF APPLAUSSSE FOR YOU)

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[personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2012-09-26 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you for thisss information. If it checks out, I promise that you will be rewarded for it the next time I visit Goldenrod!
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (BEING SSSSSNEAKY)

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[personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2012-09-26 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Ssssso you say.

[Sorry, Dist, he's a little paranoid right now.]

But I can see that you'd gain nothing by lying about thissss, and we seem to share a mutual dislike when it comes to certain liars, so I'll take your word for it.
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (SO LONG SSSSSUCKERS)

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[personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2012-10-03 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sssure it will.

[And if it doesn't, he knows who to yell at.]
Edited 2012-10-03 00:24 (UTC)