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6 ❀ video/action for the Goldenrod Rocket base
[Good evening, network! Today you get Dist's livid face, apparently. He looks absolutely pissed, and also his nose is running slightly.]
Whose brilliant idea was it to give me a Magikarp egg as a holiday gift?!
[For a couple seconds he pans the camera to...
an unusually golden Magikarp flopping around on the floor.]
Karp karp karp karp karp karp karp karp--
[The Pokemon's cry is enough to make Dist cry out in frustration.]
AUGH! This is the exact opposite of a thoughtful gift! This is a downright godawful excuse for a gift and you should be ashamed, if not fearful for your well-being once I find out who did it!! And to think these gifts are supposed to be special...
[He takes a moment to turn the camera away and wipe his nose. The Magikarp continues its karping in the background.]
Jade, if this is your doing, I swear I'll...I'll... [He has to pause to think of a good comeback.] Take all of your gifts from me back by force!
[It's about now that he can't stand the Magikarp's constant cries anymore. His gaze drifts toward the floor where it is.]
Would you shut up?! Rrrgh, you had better be unique enough for someone to take you off my hands or you're going in the PC forever...
[Since this video was supposed to end before he got even more annoyed by the Magikarp, he finally ends the feed there.]
Whose brilliant idea was it to give me a Magikarp egg as a holiday gift?!
[For a couple seconds he pans the camera to...
an unusually golden Magikarp flopping around on the floor.]
Karp karp karp karp karp karp karp karp--
[The Pokemon's cry is enough to make Dist cry out in frustration.]
AUGH! This is the exact opposite of a thoughtful gift! This is a downright godawful excuse for a gift and you should be ashamed, if not fearful for your well-being once I find out who did it!! And to think these gifts are supposed to be special...
[He takes a moment to turn the camera away and wipe his nose. The Magikarp continues its karping in the background.]
Jade, if this is your doing, I swear I'll...I'll... [He has to pause to think of a good comeback.] Take all of your gifts from me back by force!
[It's about now that he can't stand the Magikarp's constant cries anymore. His gaze drifts toward the floor where it is.]
Would you shut up?! Rrrgh, you had better be unique enough for someone to take you off my hands or you're going in the PC forever...
[Since this video was supposed to end before he got even more annoyed by the Magikarp, he finally ends the feed there.]
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[He's genuinely curious since he hasn't heard much about mystery eggs showing up everywhere.]
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Which brings us to the bad news. The idea belongs to whatever it is that had the power to give each of us an egg. And it seems to sometimes know us better than we'd know ourselves.
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[He squints at the screen, obviously confused by that last bit.]
But that makes absolutely no sense. Clearly whoever it was knows nothing about me if they would give me another one of these miserable creatures. It's everything I do not care for.
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