6 ❀ video/action for the Goldenrod Rocket base

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[Good evening, network! Today you get Dist's livid face, apparently. He looks absolutely pissed, and also his nose is running slightly.]

Whose brilliant idea was it to give me a Magikarp egg as a holiday gift?!

[For a couple seconds he pans the camera to...



an unusually golden Magikarp flopping around on the floor.]

Karp karp karp karp karp karp karp karp--

[The Pokemon's cry is enough to make Dist cry out in frustration.]

AUGH! This is the exact opposite of a thoughtful gift! This is a downright godawful excuse for a gift and you should be ashamed, if not fearful for your well-being once I find out who did it!! And to think these gifts are supposed to be special...

[He takes a moment to turn the camera away and wipe his nose. The Magikarp continues its karping in the background.]

Jade, if this is your doing, I swear I'll...I'll... [He has to pause to think of a good comeback.] Take all of your gifts from me back by force!

[It's about now that he can't stand the Magikarp's constant cries anymore. His gaze drifts toward the floor where it is.]

Would you shut up?! Rrrgh, you had better be unique enough for someone to take you off my hands or you're going in the PC forever...

[Since this video was supposed to end before he got even more annoyed by the Magikarp, he finally ends the feed there.]

Comments

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[timelymaid]

Well, it does seem to be a shiny? That's rather unique. [ Really, Dist, calm down.

Oh, hold on. ] You know Jade?

[ she's thinking of the wrong Jade. ]

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[brokenmemories]

[Great. The last thing she wanted to hear from a grown man was his bitching.]

Calm down.
Magikarp can't be that bad of a pokemon.
If you don't like him that much, you could give him away or something.

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[[Good sir! It seems you are unsatisfied with your shiny Pokemon; don't worry, Alex Louis Armstrong is here to help!

With, of course, the assistance of his beautiful shiny Swanna, who is currently perched on his shoulder!]]

My good man, what a simply wondrous Pokemon! You're incredibly lucky to have it, you know!

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[machinamonkey]

But those evolve into Gyarados! They're really useful!

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[sunpendant]

Don't be mean to him.

[It's not right. No matter how weak the monster is.]

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[usedfeatherdance]

Did you happen to get this egg on Christmas?

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[fonic_sight]

[He laughs.]

I don't see what's wrong with your new pokémon. It's... very you.

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[darkenedgales]

[Unfortunately, Crow doesn't seem to comprehend the tragedy that receiving a Magikarp is. In fact, he doesn't really care all that much for that rant as a whole, busy staring at the unusual fish.]

... Did you paint your Magikarp or what?

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Hey! You shouldn't knock on pokémon that just appear to be weak! It may grow to be strong and fierce one day! You know, Nurse Joy told me about a cute pokémon that appeared weak but it then it went on to defeat all of the gym leaders under the guidance of a caring trainer! [ lecture lecture lecture lecture lecture by a girl who looks 12. ] Maybe you should follow their lead! [ lecture over. ]