ortion: (❀ IT'S ROSE DAMNIT)
Dist ([personal profile] ortion) wrote2012-12-30 11:10 pm

6 ❀ video/action for the Goldenrod Rocket base

[Good evening, network! Today you get Dist's livid face, apparently. He looks absolutely pissed, and also his nose is running slightly.]

Whose brilliant idea was it to give me a Magikarp egg as a holiday gift?!

[For a couple seconds he pans the camera to...



an unusually golden Magikarp flopping around on the floor.]


Karp karp karp karp karp karp karp karp--

[The Pokemon's cry is enough to make Dist cry out in frustration.]

AUGH! This is the exact opposite of a thoughtful gift! This is a downright godawful excuse for a gift and you should be ashamed, if not fearful for your well-being once I find out who did it!! And to think these gifts are supposed to be special...

[He takes a moment to turn the camera away and wipe his nose. The Magikarp continues its karping in the background.]

Jade, if this is your doing, I swear I'll...I'll... [He has to pause to think of a good comeback.] Take all of your gifts from me back by force!

[It's about now that he can't stand the Magikarp's constant cries anymore. His gaze drifts toward the floor where it is.]

Would you shut up?! Rrrgh, you had better be unique enough for someone to take you off my hands or you're going in the PC forever...

[Since this video was supposed to end before he got even more annoyed by the Magikarp, he finally ends the feed there.]
sculpted: (pic#4522174)

[personal profile] sculpted 2013-01-06 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
[[the people, no

the muns, maybe]]


Oh? Why such vitriolic feelings? I know they aren't the prettiest of Pokemon, but there's no need for hatred.
sculpted: (One sees it stand in the angels' chorus)

[personal profile] sculpted 2013-01-06 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, that is an unfortunate development.

[[......]]

I don't suppose you antagonized it, at all?