ortion | 6 ❀ video/action for the Goldenrod Rocket base

[Good evening, network! Today you get Dist's livid face, apparently. He looks absolutely pissed, and also his nose is running slightly.]

Whose brilliant idea was it to give me a Magikarp egg as a holiday gift?!

[For a couple seconds he pans the camera to...

an unusually golden Magikarp flopping around on the floor.]

Karp karp karp karp karp karp karp karp--

[The Pokemon's cry is enough to make Dist cry out in frustration.]

AUGH! This is the exact opposite of a thoughtful gift! This is a downright godawful excuse for a gift and you should be ashamed, if not fearful for your well-being once I find out who did it!! And to think these gifts are supposed to be special...

[He takes a moment to turn the camera away and wipe his nose. The Magikarp continues its karping in the background.]

Jade, if this is your doing, I swear I'll...I'll... [He has to pause to think of a good comeback.] Take all of your gifts from me back by force!

[It's about now that he can't stand the Magikarp's constant cries anymore. His gaze drifts toward the floor where it is.]

Would you shut up?! Rrrgh, you had better be unique enough for someone to take you off my hands or you're going in the PC forever...

[Since this video was supposed to end before he got even more annoyed by the Magikarp, he finally ends the feed there.]

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[The indifference is quite strong here.]

That is all well and good, but please spare me the lecture next time. I know that it will be strong and fierce, but it's this species' penchant for being horrifically disobedient that has me annoyed.

What do you mean by disobedient? I just thought they just splashed because they couldn't do anything else? [ ...She didn't take that as insubordination. ]

I am speaking about its evolution.

[Yeah, can't be disobedient when all you can do is splash.]

Have there ever been obedient Gyarados? I wanna say there have. Maybe if you treat it with love and kindness it'll grow up loving and kind too! [ Momo Hinamori getting her PhD in naivety. ]

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[He cringes at this "love and kindness" drivel.]

I can certainly tell you that I did not treat my first one poorly. That changed nothing.

[ THE HEART OF THE ~~CARDS~~MONS.... ]

So...? It just snapped? Like that? [ She can't imagine such a horrible thing happening! Nothing can ever go just nice to evil with a drop of an anvil! I mean... if there's anyone that could exemplify this, it's captain Aizen for sure.... ]

[Aizen... orz

Dist nods solemnly.]

Exactly like that. It seemed to be fine for all of a few moments after evolving before making a lunge at me.

I wonder if anything happened to make it snap completely. Was there anything significant that happened near the end of those months?

[ ...I couldn't pass up an Aizen joke opportunity! ]