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6 ❀ video/action for the Goldenrod Rocket base
[Good evening, network! Today you get Dist's livid face, apparently. He looks absolutely pissed, and also his nose is running slightly.]
Whose brilliant idea was it to give me a Magikarp egg as a holiday gift?!
[For a couple seconds he pans the camera to...
an unusually golden Magikarp flopping around on the floor.]
Karp karp karp karp karp karp karp karp--
[The Pokemon's cry is enough to make Dist cry out in frustration.]
AUGH! This is the exact opposite of a thoughtful gift! This is a downright godawful excuse for a gift and you should be ashamed, if not fearful for your well-being once I find out who did it!! And to think these gifts are supposed to be special...
[He takes a moment to turn the camera away and wipe his nose. The Magikarp continues its karping in the background.]
Jade, if this is your doing, I swear I'll...I'll... [He has to pause to think of a good comeback.] Take all of your gifts from me back by force!
[It's about now that he can't stand the Magikarp's constant cries anymore. His gaze drifts toward the floor where it is.]
Would you shut up?! Rrrgh, you had better be unique enough for someone to take you off my hands or you're going in the PC forever...
[Since this video was supposed to end before he got even more annoyed by the Magikarp, he finally ends the feed there.]
Whose brilliant idea was it to give me a Magikarp egg as a holiday gift?!
[For a couple seconds he pans the camera to...
an unusually golden Magikarp flopping around on the floor.]
Karp karp karp karp karp karp karp karp--
[The Pokemon's cry is enough to make Dist cry out in frustration.]
AUGH! This is the exact opposite of a thoughtful gift! This is a downright godawful excuse for a gift and you should be ashamed, if not fearful for your well-being once I find out who did it!! And to think these gifts are supposed to be special...
[He takes a moment to turn the camera away and wipe his nose. The Magikarp continues its karping in the background.]
Jade, if this is your doing, I swear I'll...I'll... [He has to pause to think of a good comeback.] Take all of your gifts from me back by force!
[It's about now that he can't stand the Magikarp's constant cries anymore. His gaze drifts toward the floor where it is.]
Would you shut up?! Rrrgh, you had better be unique enough for someone to take you off my hands or you're going in the PC forever...
[Since this video was supposed to end before he got even more annoyed by the Magikarp, he finally ends the feed there.]
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[He does not look pleased at all. Clearly he can never be in the wrong!]
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[This is her most likely conclusion. It comes with a half-turn and one half-raised eyebrow.]
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[Wow he's offended.]
You have no idea how much effort I put into making sure I was as respectful as possible to that fish! Don't you dare tell me I wasn't respectful enough!
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[His raving does little to her other than make her more amused-and-annoyed-combo.]
Some monsters just don't like people.