6 ❀ video/action for the Goldenrod Rocket base

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[Good evening, network! Today you get Dist's livid face, apparently. He looks absolutely pissed, and also his nose is running slightly.]

Whose brilliant idea was it to give me a Magikarp egg as a holiday gift?!

[For a couple seconds he pans the camera to...



an unusually golden Magikarp flopping around on the floor.]

Karp karp karp karp karp karp karp karp--

[The Pokemon's cry is enough to make Dist cry out in frustration.]

AUGH! This is the exact opposite of a thoughtful gift! This is a downright godawful excuse for a gift and you should be ashamed, if not fearful for your well-being once I find out who did it!! And to think these gifts are supposed to be special...

[He takes a moment to turn the camera away and wipe his nose. The Magikarp continues its karping in the background.]

Jade, if this is your doing, I swear I'll...I'll... [He has to pause to think of a good comeback.] Take all of your gifts from me back by force!

[It's about now that he can't stand the Magikarp's constant cries anymore. His gaze drifts toward the floor where it is.]

Would you shut up?! Rrrgh, you had better be unique enough for someone to take you off my hands or you're going in the PC forever...

[Since this video was supposed to end before he got even more annoyed by the Magikarp, he finally ends the feed there.]

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They do not react--

[Oh, yes they do. He makes a quick move with his tissue to clean up before Jade can notice.]

It's your fault for getting me worked up anyway! You had better take back what you said or I really will make you pay. Don't think I'm not serious about this!

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[fonic_sight]

Honestly, Saphir. Challenging me to a pokémon battle over your runny nose?

In any case, I accept.

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It's for your audacity to call me useless more than anything!!

And I wasn't exactly challenging you, but if that is how you want to settle it, fine by me. Just try not to cry too much when I mercilessly trounce you.

[Jade, cry? u so funny Dist.]

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[fonic_sight]

If I do, I know where to find a tissue.

[Nyeh!]

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[With a sniff,] You can find your own.

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[fonic_sight]

So cold as to not share something as simple as a tissue with me. [He looks wounded for all of .035 seconds.]

Shall we schedule a rendezvous for this or shall it just be when and where we meet again?

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[NOT FALLING FOR THAT LOOK TODAY. :T]

Are you still in Goldenrod? I have no plans to venture out anytime soon.

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[fonic_sight]

I haven't fled from your presence yet, so I am still in the city. Do you wish to meet sooner rather than later?

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[He gives a little sneer.] Oh, well isn't that a relief.

Sooner would be preferred. I'd like to see you suffer right now.

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[fonic_sight]

Alright. Whenever you're ready. I'll be certain to bring a handkerchief, just in case.