6 ❀ video/action for the Goldenrod Rocket base

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[Good evening, network! Today you get Dist's livid face, apparently. He looks absolutely pissed, and also his nose is running slightly.]

Whose brilliant idea was it to give me a Magikarp egg as a holiday gift?!

[For a couple seconds he pans the camera to...



an unusually golden Magikarp flopping around on the floor.]

Karp karp karp karp karp karp karp karp--

[The Pokemon's cry is enough to make Dist cry out in frustration.]

AUGH! This is the exact opposite of a thoughtful gift! This is a downright godawful excuse for a gift and you should be ashamed, if not fearful for your well-being once I find out who did it!! And to think these gifts are supposed to be special...

[He takes a moment to turn the camera away and wipe his nose. The Magikarp continues its karping in the background.]

Jade, if this is your doing, I swear I'll...I'll... [He has to pause to think of a good comeback.] Take all of your gifts from me back by force!

[It's about now that he can't stand the Magikarp's constant cries anymore. His gaze drifts toward the floor where it is.]

Would you shut up?! Rrrgh, you had better be unique enough for someone to take you off my hands or you're going in the PC forever...

[Since this video was supposed to end before he got even more annoyed by the Magikarp, he finally ends the feed there.]

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You were attacked by your own species? Actually, that is more believable if anything.

[Wars wars wars and all that back on Auldrant.]

But yes, that is where I am from. I believe myself and Jade are the only ones from Auldrant here at the moment.

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[timelymaid]

Trolls are a generally violent species on the whole!

[ Although this doesn't seem to...bother her. ]

There's...gosh, seven other trolls, and then nine of our humans, here.