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[Today's video from Dist opens with a view of him holding a handkerchief close to his face while a male Vileplume looms in the background. While Dist doesn't look at all pleased, the Vileplume seems to be happy about something.
He coughs into the handkerchief, then mumbles something under his breath.]
--ugh, I'll be lucky if I am able to remove the stench from my clothes. It'll take multiple washes at least. This is an absolute nightmare. Thankfully I had a stone on hand...
[After clearing his throat once more, he finally addresses the network directly.]
A word to the wise, [Dist's voice is slightly muffled under the handkerchief.] if you ever own an Oddish, evolve it again as soon as it evolves. Trust me, you do not want to endure a Gloom's noxious scents much longer than that; it is so powerful, it can knock you out with enough of it in small spaces. [It may or may not have almost happened to him.] This is for the preservation of your sense of smell.
That is all.
[Someone might want to remind him that Vileplumes aren't much better, hence the name.]
[action for the Goldenrod Rocket base]
[Rockets in the base might notice a trail of noxious fumes hanging in the halls. Should they investigate, they'll find themselves in the laboratories, specifically Dist's lab. He's trying to get rid of the smell but he's not having much luck, especially when he's trying to clean it all with one hand covering his face. He's grumbling to himself all the while.]
Why must all of my Pokemon be far much more trouble than they're worth?!
[hours after those events, a separate video post to the Rocket frequency]
[Dist is back on the screen, and he's looking much better than he was earlier if you Rockets happened to see that post from a few hours ago...or saw the aftermath in person. He still doesn't look very happy, but he's prone to being kind of grumpy lately anyway.]
Good evening. I realize that there have been many new recruits these past few months, and I would like to properly introduce myself to you all.
[He dramatically places a hand on his chest.] I am Dist the Rose, and I work for the science division. At the moment, I am the only non-native in the division, and as such I am extremely busy. That is why I haven't been paying much to the network as of late, but rest assured that I am keeping up with you all. After all, we cannot afford to have any dead weight in this organization, especially after the hit we took in March.
That said, [He leans back in his seat with his fingers laced. He must be at his work desk since the 'Gear seems to be propped up on something.] Since I am so busy, I would appreciate some assistance in the labs. For those looking to make a good impression on the organization, this would be an opportunity to do so.
[Look at this guy, acting like he's a Beta or someone with actual sway.]
I don't require experience in the field since I won't have you involved in the actual scientific part of my projects. Your job will be assisting with handling and transport of parts, specimen testing, etcetera. And of course, you will be rewarded for your efforts. However, as I hinted at earlier, [in a firm, dangerous tone,] I will not tolerate mistakes.
So please, do drop me a line here if you are in the Goldenrod area and I'll see if we can work something out.
[Just before he cuts the feed out, he remembers something, so he snaps his gaze back to the 'Gear. For once, a sly smile spreads across his face.]
Ah, and this offer applies to all of you non-newbies as well. A little experience goes a long way, after all.
He coughs into the handkerchief, then mumbles something under his breath.]
--ugh, I'll be lucky if I am able to remove the stench from my clothes. It'll take multiple washes at least. This is an absolute nightmare. Thankfully I had a stone on hand...
[After clearing his throat once more, he finally addresses the network directly.]
A word to the wise, [Dist's voice is slightly muffled under the handkerchief.] if you ever own an Oddish, evolve it again as soon as it evolves. Trust me, you do not want to endure a Gloom's noxious scents much longer than that; it is so powerful, it can knock you out with enough of it in small spaces. [It may or may not have almost happened to him.] This is for the preservation of your sense of smell.
That is all.
[Someone might want to remind him that Vileplumes aren't much better, hence the name.]
[action for the Goldenrod Rocket base]
[Rockets in the base might notice a trail of noxious fumes hanging in the halls. Should they investigate, they'll find themselves in the laboratories, specifically Dist's lab. He's trying to get rid of the smell but he's not having much luck, especially when he's trying to clean it all with one hand covering his face. He's grumbling to himself all the while.]
Why must all of my Pokemon be far much more trouble than they're worth?!
[hours after those events, a separate video post to the Rocket frequency]
[Dist is back on the screen, and he's looking much better than he was earlier if you Rockets happened to see that post from a few hours ago...or saw the aftermath in person. He still doesn't look very happy, but he's prone to being kind of grumpy lately anyway.]
Good evening. I realize that there have been many new recruits these past few months, and I would like to properly introduce myself to you all.
[He dramatically places a hand on his chest.] I am Dist the Rose, and I work for the science division. At the moment, I am the only non-native in the division, and as such I am extremely busy. That is why I haven't been paying much to the network as of late, but rest assured that I am keeping up with you all. After all, we cannot afford to have any dead weight in this organization, especially after the hit we took in March.
That said, [He leans back in his seat with his fingers laced. He must be at his work desk since the 'Gear seems to be propped up on something.] Since I am so busy, I would appreciate some assistance in the labs. For those looking to make a good impression on the organization, this would be an opportunity to do so.
[Look at this guy, acting like he's a Beta or someone with actual sway.]
I don't require experience in the field since I won't have you involved in the actual scientific part of my projects. Your job will be assisting with handling and transport of parts, specimen testing, etcetera. And of course, you will be rewarded for your efforts. However, as I hinted at earlier, [in a firm, dangerous tone,] I will not tolerate mistakes.
So please, do drop me a line here if you are in the Goldenrod area and I'll see if we can work something out.
[Just before he cuts the feed out, he remembers something, so he snaps his gaze back to the 'Gear. For once, a sly smile spreads across his face.]
Ah, and this offer applies to all of you non-newbies as well. A little experience goes a long way, after all.
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[... He's not sure if that was meant to be a joke though.]
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Okay. 'Cause he can play with my Gloom sometimes if hanging around bugs you too much.
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Ah, you have a Gloom? How in the world are you able to tolerate the scent?
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Is it that bad? It doesn't seem that bad to me.
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[Dist is giving her a look like, "ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT INSANE HERE?"]
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So many.
But still, she just shrugs.]
If you say so. But I can watch it while you work, if you don't want to keep it locked up.
[Beat.]
And help out too, I guess.
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Well, if you truly want to, I don't see why not.
[Florus the Vileplume actually seems pleased by the idea. Apparently he understands he'll get to hang out with someone from his species line and that's A-okay with that!]
Ah, so you are willing to assist in the labs? I trust you've taken my warnings into consideration.
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[Also because Florus is pretty cute. HI FLORUS. Maybe you and Gloomy the Gloom can be friends! Everybody should have friends. And not be locked up in tiny little confinement cages just because they stink a little.]
You want somebody to carry stuff and follow directions perfectly without messing them up. I can do that.
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[See Florus, he's not trying to disown you or anything! He just doesn't want to get on your bad side and deal with more stench for ages...!
He then smiles, because he's heard exactly what he wants to hear.]
Excellent. I don't see why I shouldn't trust your abilities; after all, if you're lying, those lies will certainly present themselves when you begin. [... So blunt, Dist.] That said, I must thank you for your offers, Miss...?
[He recognizes her face from the recruit files, but can't quite remember her name.]