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Dist ([personal profile] ortion) wrote2013-12-17 07:17 pm

Holiday Presents 2013!

A handy list of presents that Dist ([personal profile] ortion) and Hagakure ([personal profile] crystalballer) are giving to their CR for the holidays.

DIST

His friends are getting spammed with gifts because friends? What are friends? Clearly they need lots of gifts as a sign of affection right??

For Kato:
• a Budew egg
• a week-long trip to a nice vacation spot of his choosing
Spoilers, Dist is coming with because he needs to make things about him too.
• a lovely pair of durable sunglasses that also work when using small welding tools and other extremely bright things
• a chart detailing the seven fonons of Auldrant and their uses, in case Kato was ever curious how Dist's world/magic works
• brainstorming document of possible projects for them to work on! They can go over this at a later date.

For Aradia:
• a Relicanth egg
He's actually getting this from the Breeding Center so he might have to find a way to make sure she doesn't find out about this purchase. We wouldn't want to ruin the surprise!
• a deluxe member pass to the Pewter City museum, so she can look at all the special temporary exhibits that happen throughout the year!
• a bouquet of yellow roses
• a fonon chart similar to the one described in Kato's section

For Kayneth:
• a generously-loaded gift card for one of the fancier male-oriented boutique chains in Johto
• a lengthy progress report on the Petilil (now Lilligant) that Dist received from Kayneth some time ago. That's totally a present right...
• Fonon charts for everyone! Let him tell you about Tales magic.

For the Team Rocket Science Department: Dist is going to decorate the Goldenrod labs with some rose bouquets to liven the place up and essentially claim the place for himself.

And again, all of his CR/everyone he's at least on speaking terms with gets a card with a brand new photo of him and his Roserade on the front. On the inside in his fancy handwriting, a note reads, "Happy holidays from the most beautiful flower in all of this world. ♥ Dist the Rose"

HAGAKURE

For Naegi: A brilliant blue crystal ball. Note: "A replacement for the one I gave you back at Hope's Peak! Take good care of it Naegi-chi. It's said that whoever breaks it gets bad karma for life."
For Kirigiri: An Espeon Pokedoll that has a soothing lavender scent. Note: "I hope you like stuffed animals, Kirigiri-chi!"
For Leon: A hip and edgy punk rock shirt with Duskull faces on it, and a Deino egg. Note: "I saw this Pokemon and it's so you. What is it? That would ruin the surprise!"
For Mondo: A temporary tattoo set with badass-looking Pokemon in it that would totally fit the biker look. Note: "This'll look really good when riding some cool Pokemon!"
For Ishimaru: A book on the basics of clairvoyance, written by Sabrina. Note: "This'll get you prepared for when we do Psychic lessons! Talk to me about lessons when you're interested, by the way!"
For Togami: A surprisingly nice tie with a Thunder Stone broach. Note: "This better be classy enough for you, Togami-chi. It cost me a ton!"
For Celes: A fancy-looking tea set with Lampent and Chandelure accents. It's...probably a knockoff but he tried. Note: "I think this Pokemon line would totally be up your alley, Celes-chi."
For Nanami: Some random video game strategy guides and a Munna Pokedoll. Note: "Hopefully your PokeGear has these games!"
For Parker/Alice: A book about conspiracy theories in Johto and Kanto. Note: "I read this and there are so many good points! I can get behind everything in here."
For Crocker: A Clefairy-themed charm. Note: "If you wear this for at least an hour every day, you'll have super good luck!"
For Botan: A "50% off your entire purchase" coupon for the fortune-telling supply shop he told her about. Note: "This'll help you get your feet on the ground! Have fun, dude!"

Plus, all of his CR gets a free reading for the upcoming new year! Find out how your luck will be for various aspects of life in 2014.