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[personal profile] psychophant 2020-01-27 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[...we're such a disaster duo, it's amazing we've managed to last even this long.]

You're right, it isn't. Can you imagine what would happen if we died? Who would the others rely on for any sort of intelligence? Rideaux?

[iago that man is a doctor]

There's no need to even consider it. We'll make it through just fine.

[We may be the noodliest of noodles, but we're also useful noodles, so we (probably) won't be murdered. Maybe.]

Should the incentive be anything particularly irritating this week, I trust we'll discuss it. While I can't imagine anything else she could offer me, it's certainly possible she'll find something that annoys me.

[You're free to seek him out too if she hits on something that upsets you as well, of course.]
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[personal profile] psychophant 2020-01-28 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Is she still at it? I do hope she's not giving you too much trouble.

[hey back off, lady??? that's his emotional support genius????? go get your own?????]
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[personal profile] psychophant 2020-01-28 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
That seems to be the best way to go about it. I don't even know what I did and her opinion on me changed drastically within the span of a conversation.

[that conversation is going to be real funny when it's unlocked.]

I'm pleased that you've been given tools and permission to continue working. May I accompany you sometime? I can't guarantee I'll be of much use, but I would like to see what you can do.
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[personal profile] psychophant 2020-01-28 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
You have my word. I had no plans on telling them anything anyway. I see no reason to share anything that doesn't benefit me in some way.

[They think we're all playing nice with each other and working together, but nope. Every man for himself (and Dist can come too)!!]

It's highly likely they would jump to the worst conclusion if they were to find out. Either that, or they'd make unrealistic and ridiculous demands of you, so it's for the best not to let them know.
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[personal profile] psychophant 2020-01-28 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
After that trial, I have a hard time seeing how any of them wouldn't see you as useful, but this would certainly make you invaluable, yes.

[He sounds really damn pleased with that idea, actually. There are quite a few reasons behind it, but perhaps the most pressing one is that being invaluable means Dist likely won't be targeted by any would-be murderers.]

They'd have to be blind not to see you as exceptionally valuable already, however.
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[personal profile] psychophant 2020-01-28 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
...Well, at least one eye.

[He points to the one visible one with a smirk.]

But of course, Dist. From the very beginning I've been convinced your intellect is exceptionally useful. It isn't often I meet someone more gifted than I am.

[And usually he'd tack on something at the end about how he's glad Dist isn't a tactician or mage, or maybe he'd reassert himself by bragging about his own strengths, but for once in his damn life he just leaves it as it is. It's a compliment, no strings attached.]
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[personal profile] psychophant 2020-01-28 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Now you're just flattering me. I can't say I'm complaining, however.

I'm a quick study so who knows, perhaps I'll exceed your expectations. Either way, I can promise you I'll work hard to learn everything you're willing to teach me.
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[personal profile] psychophant 2020-01-28 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, certainly. A distraction may be nice after the incentive, anyway. Whenever you're prepared to teach, I will be ready to learn.

[And then, perhaps a bit too genuine:] I really am looking forward to it, Dist.