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5 ❀ action [fourth wall event]
[You know what makes life so much easier?
A flying chair, that's what.
And that's exactly what Dist has had returned to him today, much to his surprise. Not that he's complaining at all. He missed the thing immensely. Travelers and newcomers, you may have a hard time missing a fabulously-dressed man flying around in a gaudy armchair cackling as he does so.
Yeah, he really missed this chair.]
Alternatively:
[Travelers and newcomers may also have a hard time missing Dist with this...thing on the outskirts of Goldenrod City. He's training his Pokemon against it, so there are lasers and small explosions flying every which way in the area while Dist supplies commands from up in the air.
The chair was one thing, but one of his beloved robots suddenly making an appearance makes no sense to Dist. Still, he's not passing up the opportunity to test its durability against Pokemon attacks. If it can stand up to even the most powerful attacks his Pokemon throw at it, perhaps he can build brand new ones for Team Rocket use. That would help him up the ranks for sure!
In the midst of all this, he sends a short video to the Rocket Frequency, showing a view of the battle going on. He starts the feed with a cackle.]
My fellow Rockets, I present to you the super ultra magnificent Kaiser Dist! As you can see, it is a finely-crafted fontech that can resist a great deal of damage from Pokemon attacks and has plenty of powerful offensive attacks of its own.
[He briefly fixes the 'Gear on himself to finish off his little speech. That evil glasses gleam has never been so appropriate for how he is feeling right now.]
I generously invite you to come to Route 34 and see this masterpiece in person, because if I get the resources to build more of them, you may get to command one of your own in the future! Ta-ta.
A flying chair, that's what.
And that's exactly what Dist has had returned to him today, much to his surprise. Not that he's complaining at all. He missed the thing immensely. Travelers and newcomers, you may have a hard time missing a fabulously-dressed man flying around in a gaudy armchair cackling as he does so.
Yeah, he really missed this chair.]
Alternatively:
[Travelers and newcomers may also have a hard time missing Dist with this...thing on the outskirts of Goldenrod City. He's training his Pokemon against it, so there are lasers and small explosions flying every which way in the area while Dist supplies commands from up in the air.
The chair was one thing, but one of his beloved robots suddenly making an appearance makes no sense to Dist. Still, he's not passing up the opportunity to test its durability against Pokemon attacks. If it can stand up to even the most powerful attacks his Pokemon throw at it, perhaps he can build brand new ones for Team Rocket use. That would help him up the ranks for sure!
In the midst of all this, he sends a short video to the Rocket Frequency, showing a view of the battle going on. He starts the feed with a cackle.]
My fellow Rockets, I present to you the super ultra magnificent Kaiser Dist! As you can see, it is a finely-crafted fontech that can resist a great deal of damage from Pokemon attacks and has plenty of powerful offensive attacks of its own.
[He briefly fixes the 'Gear on himself to finish off his little speech. That evil glasses gleam has never been so appropriate for how he is feeling right now.]
I generously invite you to come to Route 34 and see this masterpiece in person, because if I get the resources to build more of them, you may get to command one of your own in the future! Ta-ta.
video;
Okay, Dist completely accepted that Bowser was indeed a different species before arriving in Johto. But there are two things about this that he's not sure how to feel about.
A. Bowser was not kidding when he said he was basically a monster.
B. Bowser is somehow not human now?? How in the world did he manage to change back?
... oh, three things actually. C. If Bowser is wreaking havoc on Goldenrod, what is going to become of the base? All of his work is there!
His mouth hangs open for a good minute while he processes all of that.]
If you really must level the city, please spare the base. I will never forgive you if my projects get destroyed.
[You know, that was not the most logical thing to respond to about all of this, but he has to take one thing a time.]
video;
[...Only because he just remembered. Hold on, give him a second, he's muttering things to his minions here.]
Oh, well Goombob was thinking about dropping some Bullet Bills on it, sir, but--
NO! Forget it. If you wanna drop some bombs and bullets, try going after the Gym. We need a good spot to erect my castle, anyway!
[And back to the camera.]
There, no harm done.
video;
[Darn right you'll cancel that attack! Now that he doesn't have to worry about that...]
Now, I don't suppose you know how your entire army suddenly appeared and how you returned to your original form?
[Did the Pokemon world just suddenly decide to spice things up or something?]
video;
[Gwahahahaha...]
Best part is, nothing's gonna stand in my way! Not now, not ever!
[Alas, humility was never his strong point.]
video;
Dist leans back in his chair. He almost looks kind of bored.]
Oh, I'm sure you'll get some takers, but you're likely prepared for that.
[Dist is so used to destructive people, he's basically thinking, "okay you have fun."]