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[You know what makes life so much easier?
A flying chair, that's what.
And that's exactly what Dist has had returned to him today, much to his surprise. Not that he's complaining at all. He missed the thing immensely. Travelers and newcomers, you may have a hard time missing a fabulously-dressed man flying around in a gaudy armchair cackling as he does so.
Yeah, he really missed this chair.]
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[Travelers and newcomers may also have a hard time missing Dist with this...thing on the outskirts of Goldenrod City. He's training his Pokemon against it, so there are lasers and small explosions flying every which way in the area while Dist supplies commands from up in the air.
The chair was one thing, but one of his beloved robots suddenly making an appearance makes no sense to Dist. Still, he's not passing up the opportunity to test its durability against Pokemon attacks. If it can stand up to even the most powerful attacks his Pokemon throw at it, perhaps he can build brand new ones for Team Rocket use. That would help him up the ranks for sure!
In the midst of all this, he sends a short video to the Rocket Frequency, showing a view of the battle going on. He starts the feed with a cackle.]
My fellow Rockets, I present to you the super ultra magnificent Kaiser Dist! As you can see, it is a finely-crafted fontech that can resist a great deal of damage from Pokemon attacks and has plenty of powerful offensive attacks of its own.
[He briefly fixes the 'Gear on himself to finish off his little speech. That evil glasses gleam has never been so appropriate for how he is feeling right now.]
I generously invite you to come to Route 34 and see this masterpiece in person, because if I get the resources to build more of them, you may get to command one of your own in the future! Ta-ta.
A flying chair, that's what.
And that's exactly what Dist has had returned to him today, much to his surprise. Not that he's complaining at all. He missed the thing immensely. Travelers and newcomers, you may have a hard time missing a fabulously-dressed man flying around in a gaudy armchair cackling as he does so.
Yeah, he really missed this chair.]
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[Travelers and newcomers may also have a hard time missing Dist with this...thing on the outskirts of Goldenrod City. He's training his Pokemon against it, so there are lasers and small explosions flying every which way in the area while Dist supplies commands from up in the air.
The chair was one thing, but one of his beloved robots suddenly making an appearance makes no sense to Dist. Still, he's not passing up the opportunity to test its durability against Pokemon attacks. If it can stand up to even the most powerful attacks his Pokemon throw at it, perhaps he can build brand new ones for Team Rocket use. That would help him up the ranks for sure!
In the midst of all this, he sends a short video to the Rocket Frequency, showing a view of the battle going on. He starts the feed with a cackle.]
My fellow Rockets, I present to you the super ultra magnificent Kaiser Dist! As you can see, it is a finely-crafted fontech that can resist a great deal of damage from Pokemon attacks and has plenty of powerful offensive attacks of its own.
[He briefly fixes the 'Gear on himself to finish off his little speech. That evil glasses gleam has never been so appropriate for how he is feeling right now.]
I generously invite you to come to Route 34 and see this masterpiece in person, because if I get the resources to build more of them, you may get to command one of your own in the future! Ta-ta.
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...She's just kinda gonna follow him for a while... ]
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And that's why when Dist finally realizes he's being followed, he raises an eyebrow at her.]
... Can I help you?
[Because really, what else is there to say in such a situation?]
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[ And the inexplicable flying capabilities it seems to possess. ]
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[That is an acceptable answer. Dist practically beams.]
You have wonderful taste. This chair is one of kind and priceless!
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Did you make it yourself?
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You know Dist, Kato was going to comment on the robot, but....
....that....that chair....]]
Is this how you usually tend to travel, then?
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Dist leans back in the chair, looking oh-so smug about it because Kato you have no idea how comfortable it is.]
That is correct! It makes getting around so much easier, and I can also bring it indoors to use as a normal chair.
[He slides his free hand down one of the arms of the chair.]
It is my most ingenious invention.
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this is ridiculousness on a new level]]
Just where are you? I'd quite like to see your machine in person.
[[Plus he's got one to show you himself, so~]]
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Route 34, just outside Goldenrod. Please do come as soon as you can.
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[action] Kato that suit...
[action] walk walk fashion baby
[action] how is it even protecting him??
[action] SCIENCE!!!! no srsly hell idk
[action] obviously he has a layer of fabulous that keeps him safe.
[action] it's obviously powered by the same thing that Dist's chair runs on, lbr here
[action] at least I can say that Dist's chair is actually powered by magic
[action] that works for the suit too, i think
[action] everything runs on fabulous and magic!
[action] especially the former!!
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Gwa ha ha! Maybe I'll come check it out once I'm done taking over this city! My team could use a challenge, and my troops, for that matter!
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Okay, Dist completely accepted that Bowser was indeed a different species before arriving in Johto. But there are two things about this that he's not sure how to feel about.
A. Bowser was not kidding when he said he was basically a monster.
B. Bowser is somehow not human now?? How in the world did he manage to change back?
... oh, three things actually. C. If Bowser is wreaking havoc on Goldenrod, what is going to become of the base? All of his work is there!
His mouth hangs open for a good minute while he processes all of that.]
If you really must level the city, please spare the base. I will never forgive you if my projects get destroyed.
[You know, that was not the most logical thing to respond to about all of this, but he has to take one thing a time.]
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[...Only because he just remembered. Hold on, give him a second, he's muttering things to his minions here.]
Oh, well Goombob was thinking about dropping some Bullet Bills on it, sir, but--
NO! Forget it. If you wanna drop some bombs and bullets, try going after the Gym. We need a good spot to erect my castle, anyway!
[And back to the camera.]
There, no harm done.
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[Darn right you'll cancel that attack! Now that he doesn't have to worry about that...]
Now, I don't suppose you know how your entire army suddenly appeared and how you returned to your original form?
[Did the Pokemon world just suddenly decide to spice things up or something?]
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Amazing! Absolutely amazing! Do you have a timetable on how long it will take you to produce more of them?
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[Really, he appreciates the praise because he rarely ever gets it...]
Like I said, it all depends on if the higher-ups will provide me with the resources I need. They will not come cheap, I'm afraid.
This one alone took me a few months to build. If I had help, I could roll out more than one in a timelier manner.
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[Cobra's already thinking robot army.]
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[By pure magic it seems, but he's not complaining.]
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Hey!
[Sprints towards the site of the battle, fury on her face]
What do you think you're doing?!
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Hm? What does it look like I'm doing? I'm training my Pokemon.
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[She looks around, and... well, maybe the pokemon aren't as distressed as she assumed. Wow, talk about embarrassing. But, even so...]
Don't you think this is a bit extreme? [Still speaking loudly, but this time, it's less out of anger and more to be heard. Because...well, you can't really use your indoor voice when you're talking to a guy who's floating in the air] I mean, this is some pretty heavy-duty stuff, don't you think?!
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Of course not. My Pokemon are more than capable of handling this. I would be very disappointed in them if they weren't.
[And besides, it's more for testing his machine's durability than anything...]
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That's hardly a machine worth bragging about! I do wonder...how would it fair against one of the Decepticons mightiest and strongest of fighters?
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Either way, he's pretty sure it just insulted his machine and that is not going to fly.]
Please. Whoever you are, don't you dare insult my precious machine without even knowing what it is capable of.
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Any machine built by the likes of you vermincan't possibly have that much in terms of capabilities.
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You did not just call me a vermin! Take that back this instant or so help me I will actually send my machine after you!
[It is on now. Smack talking his machine is one thing, but you sure as hell don't insult the great Dist the Rose!]
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