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[You know what makes life so much easier?

A flying chair, that's what.

And that's exactly what Dist has had returned to him today, much to his surprise. Not that he's complaining at all. He missed the thing immensely. Travelers and newcomers, you may have a hard time missing a fabulously-dressed man flying around in a gaudy armchair cackling as he does so.

Yeah, he really missed this chair.]

Alternatively:

[Travelers and newcomers may also have a hard time missing Dist with this...thing on the outskirts of Goldenrod City. He's training his Pokemon against it, so there are lasers and small explosions flying every which way in the area while Dist supplies commands from up in the air.

The chair was one thing, but one of his beloved robots suddenly making an appearance makes no sense to Dist. Still, he's not passing up the opportunity to test its durability against Pokemon attacks. If it can stand up to even the most powerful attacks his Pokemon throw at it, perhaps he can build brand new ones for Team Rocket use. That would help him up the ranks for sure!

In the midst of all this, he sends a short video to the Rocket Frequency, showing a view of the battle going on. He starts the feed with a cackle.]

My fellow Rockets, I present to you the super ultra magnificent Kaiser Dist! As you can see, it is a finely-crafted fontech that can resist a great deal of damage from Pokemon attacks and has plenty of powerful offensive attacks of its own.

[He briefly fixes the 'Gear on himself to finish off his little speech. That evil glasses gleam has never been so appropriate for how he is feeling right now.]

I generously invite you to come to Route 34 and see this masterpiece in person, because if I get the resources to build more of them, you may get to command one of your own in the future! Ta-ta.

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[[......

You know Dist, Kato was going to comment on the robot, but....

....that....that chair....]]

Is this how you usually tend to travel, then?

[Kato, the Dist you've known all these months was in fact incomplete. Now he is complete, so enjoy this new-found ridiculousness.

Dist leans back in the chair, looking oh-so smug about it because Kato you have no idea how comfortable it is.]

That is correct! It makes getting around so much easier, and I can also bring it indoors to use as a normal chair.

[He slides his free hand down one of the arms of the chair.]

It is my most ingenious invention.

[[Goddammit Dist

this is ridiculousness on a new level]]

Just where are you? I'd quite like to see your machine in person.

[[Plus he's got one to show you himself, so~]]

[Admit it Kato, you want a flying chair don't you?]

Route 34, just outside Goldenrod. Please do come as soon as you can.

Edited 2012-11-25 22:18 (UTC)

[[It's one of those things where he'd never admit it but god does he want a ride on it.

...and then he'd deny ever wanting or participating in that ride.

As it stands, Kato will be there very quickly; he was actually contacting you through a machine in his definitely not dorky ship, which will now land near the Kaiser Dist.]]

So this is the machine you've told me so much about, hm? I must admit, it looks impressive.

[[can it explode tho]]

[All he has to do is ask and he shall receive. 8)

Dist floats over to the ship as it lands, and eventually next to Kato when he comes out of it. He leans in Kato's direction.]

Yes, that's the one. Admittedly it's an older model, but it has separate uses than the later ones.

[He glances back at the ship. It's so...different than anything he's used to seeing.]

Nice ship, by the way.

[[Kato gets out of the ship in a rather graceful manner, brushing nonexistent dust off his coat.]]

Mhmm; I was wondering where it had gotten to, since my last memories before arriving in Johto involved me being in it.

[[....ok before we even start on the Kaiser Dist we've gotta examine this chair, man]]

So this is a machine too? It looks....rather comfortable, at least.

[[If somewhat bizarre and so egotistical it hurts]]

That was the exact same situation with my chair. I woke up this morning and it was in my room. I don't understand why I'm just now getting it back, but I am thrilled to have it back all the same.

[This world is just strange, let's go with that.

His gaze follows Kato as he examines the chair. When Kato says it looks comfortable, he smirks. Oh Kato, you have no idea.]

It is, and it is. It runs on a type of technology from my world. I'm surprised it can actually function in this world, actually...

[He considers something for a moment.]

Would you like to feel how comfortable it is, Kato?

[Kato is special and gets chair privileges, apparently.]

[[...........

yes. yes he would.

let's do this thing.]]

I would be flattered, Dist.

[He knew you couldn't resist.

Alright, let him just ease out of the chair. Once he's out, he motions for Kato to sit.]

You should be. I don't just let anyone sit in my chair. Nevertheless, I hope you enjoy it. It truly is one of a kind.

Edited 2012-11-26 05:12 (UTC)

[[GODDAMMIT DIST WHY IS HE ACTUALLY ENJOYING THIS oh man

this is comfy as fuck]]

It....well, you certainly weren't twisting the truth.

[[No really where does he get one of these

it doesn't even have to fly he just wants one]]

Did you make it yourself?

I would never lie about something like this.

[But he's glad Kato agrees anyway.

He leans himself against the taller part of the chair.]

I did. It was crafted with the finest materials Auldrant had to offer. I've yet to come across materials worthy enough to warrant rebuilding it in this world, but rebuilding doesn't seem to be necessary anymore.

[[Leaning back, Kato crosses his legs and runs his gloved fingers along the arms of the chair.]]

Very nice. What inspired you to make it capable of flight? Apart from the ability to travel in comfort, of course.

[[You are fascinating, Dist. He has never met someone so unashamedly fabulous who wasn't himself.]]

There's really not much more to it. It is very useful for working on my larger machines. It takes the strain off of my joints but is faster than an elevator. It makes the building and testing process much faster.

[Climbing all the time is not fun to him.]

[[.....that's ingenious]]

How innovative of you.

[[And he's actually not being sarcastic! You can have your chair back, now.]]

I might have to look into something like this for myself; those stools in the lab are hideously uncomfortable at times.

Thank you. I do try.

[He plops back on it once Kato's off. Yep, there is no chair in the world as comfortable as this one.]

Yes, they really are. Hmm... If you need help, I can offer to design something similar to this one. Like I said, I haven't been able to find any materials quite as nice, but I'm sure we can find something similar enough.

[Even though he's offering to help, that doesn't mean he's willing to give up this chair's uniqueness.]

[[You kind of have ridiculous levels of swag, Dist, did you know that? Kato can honestly say he's rather pleasantly amused.]]

There's no need to trouble yourself; I've been meaning to bother Proton for some more furniture for a while, now, and this could be the prompt I need to do so.

I can't say I won't be jealous of you, however~

I'm curious what he can come up with. Hopefully it will be good enough for you.

[That was said sincerely. Dist knows by now that Kato appreciates the finer things.

To that last bit,]

If you ever feel like taking it for a spin in the lab sometime, let me know.

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[action] Kato that suit...

[action] walk walk fashion baby

[action] how is it even protecting him??

[action] SCIENCE!!!! no srsly hell idk

[action] obviously he has a layer of fabulous that keeps him safe.

[action] it's obviously powered by the same thing that Dist's chair runs on, lbr here

[action] at least I can say that Dist's chair is actually powered by magic

[action] that works for the suit too, i think

[action] everything runs on fabulous and magic!

[action] especially the former!!

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