ortion | 5 ❀ action [fourth wall event]

[You know what makes life so much easier?

A flying chair, that's what.

And that's exactly what Dist has had returned to him today, much to his surprise. Not that he's complaining at all. He missed the thing immensely. Travelers and newcomers, you may have a hard time missing a fabulously-dressed man flying around in a gaudy armchair cackling as he does so.

Yeah, he really missed this chair.]

Alternatively:

[Travelers and newcomers may also have a hard time missing Dist with this...thing on the outskirts of Goldenrod City. He's training his Pokemon against it, so there are lasers and small explosions flying every which way in the area while Dist supplies commands from up in the air.

The chair was one thing, but one of his beloved robots suddenly making an appearance makes no sense to Dist. Still, he's not passing up the opportunity to test its durability against Pokemon attacks. If it can stand up to even the most powerful attacks his Pokemon throw at it, perhaps he can build brand new ones for Team Rocket use. That would help him up the ranks for sure!

In the midst of all this, he sends a short video to the Rocket Frequency, showing a view of the battle going on. He starts the feed with a cackle.]

My fellow Rockets, I present to you the super ultra magnificent Kaiser Dist! As you can see, it is a finely-crafted fontech that can resist a great deal of damage from Pokemon attacks and has plenty of powerful offensive attacks of its own.

[He briefly fixes the 'Gear on himself to finish off his little speech. That evil glasses gleam has never been so appropriate for how he is feeling right now.]

I generously invite you to come to Route 34 and see this masterpiece in person, because if I get the resources to build more of them, you may get to command one of your own in the future! Ta-ta.

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I would never lie about something like this.

[But he's glad Kato agrees anyway.

He leans himself against the taller part of the chair.]

I did. It was crafted with the finest materials Auldrant had to offer. I've yet to come across materials worthy enough to warrant rebuilding it in this world, but rebuilding doesn't seem to be necessary anymore.

[[Leaning back, Kato crosses his legs and runs his gloved fingers along the arms of the chair.]]

Very nice. What inspired you to make it capable of flight? Apart from the ability to travel in comfort, of course.

[[You are fascinating, Dist. He has never met someone so unashamedly fabulous who wasn't himself.]]

There's really not much more to it. It is very useful for working on my larger machines. It takes the strain off of my joints but is faster than an elevator. It makes the building and testing process much faster.

[Climbing all the time is not fun to him.]

[[.....that's ingenious]]

How innovative of you.

[[And he's actually not being sarcastic! You can have your chair back, now.]]

I might have to look into something like this for myself; those stools in the lab are hideously uncomfortable at times.

Thank you. I do try.

[He plops back on it once Kato's off. Yep, there is no chair in the world as comfortable as this one.]

Yes, they really are. Hmm... If you need help, I can offer to design something similar to this one. Like I said, I haven't been able to find any materials quite as nice, but I'm sure we can find something similar enough.

[Even though he's offering to help, that doesn't mean he's willing to give up this chair's uniqueness.]

[[You kind of have ridiculous levels of swag, Dist, did you know that? Kato can honestly say he's rather pleasantly amused.]]

There's no need to trouble yourself; I've been meaning to bother Proton for some more furniture for a while, now, and this could be the prompt I need to do so.

I can't say I won't be jealous of you, however~

I'm curious what he can come up with. Hopefully it will be good enough for you.

[That was said sincerely. Dist knows by now that Kato appreciates the finer things.

To that last bit,]

If you ever feel like taking it for a spin in the lab sometime, let me know.

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[action] at least I can say that Dist's chair is actually powered by magic

[action] that works for the suit too, i think

[action] everything runs on fabulous and magic!

[action] especially the former!!

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