6 ❀ video/action for the Goldenrod Rocket base

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[Good evening, network! Today you get Dist's livid face, apparently. He looks absolutely pissed, and also his nose is running slightly.]

Whose brilliant idea was it to give me a Magikarp egg as a holiday gift?!

[For a couple seconds he pans the camera to...



an unusually golden Magikarp flopping around on the floor.]

Karp karp karp karp karp karp karp karp--

[The Pokemon's cry is enough to make Dist cry out in frustration.]

AUGH! This is the exact opposite of a thoughtful gift! This is a downright godawful excuse for a gift and you should be ashamed, if not fearful for your well-being once I find out who did it!! And to think these gifts are supposed to be special...

[He takes a moment to turn the camera away and wipe his nose. The Magikarp continues its karping in the background.]

Jade, if this is your doing, I swear I'll...I'll... [He has to pause to think of a good comeback.] Take all of your gifts from me back by force!

[It's about now that he can't stand the Magikarp's constant cries anymore. His gaze drifts toward the floor where it is.]

Would you shut up?! Rrrgh, you had better be unique enough for someone to take you off my hands or you're going in the PC forever...

[Since this video was supposed to end before he got even more annoyed by the Magikarp, he finally ends the feed there.]

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[[Good sir! It seems you are unsatisfied with your shiny Pokemon; don't worry, Alex Louis Armstrong is here to help!

With, of course, the assistance of his beautiful shiny Swanna, who is currently perched on his shoulder!]]

My good man, what a simply wondrous Pokemon! You're incredibly lucky to have it, you know!

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[... That sure is a swan with a sparkly bra, isn't it? And did this man just praise a Magikarp? What.

The amount of confusion on Dist's face right now is immeasurable.]

You must be joking. Please tell me you're joking.

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Joking? Of course not!

[[you know why is it that everyone only notices the sparkly bra on his male swan oh well]]

Tell me, my friend, have you ever heard of Shiny Pokemon?

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[Because it's a swan with a bra.]

Yes, and while I appreciate them, I was not expecting my first to be a Magikarp.

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[[but it's such a pretty bra ;w;]]

But think of the evolution! A magnificent Gyarados, towering above you in shining splendour! Doesn't the very thought warm your heart, my friend?

[[DIST

GYARADOS'

YOU LOVE THEM, RIGHT]]

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[Dist is beginning to think people are doing this on purpose.

His face contorts in disgust.]

Absolutely not. I loathe Gyarados.

[sculpted]

[[the people, no

the muns, maybe]]

Oh? Why such vitriolic feelings? I know they aren't the prettiest of Pokemon, but there's no need for hatred.

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[kekeke]

My first Gyarados attacked me immediately after evolving. Certainly that justifies my negative feelings toward it?

[sculpted]

Ah, that is an unfortunate development.

[[......]]

I don't suppose you antagonized it, at all?

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Of course not! [Aside from throwing it at Pokemon to train it for a few days since lol only Splash.] I was warned well in advance to be kind to it.