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[The video opens up to a wintery forest landscape, high up in the air as the trees are small and the forest spreads out over the land like a small ocean. Light snow is making its way to earth and big flakes flutter right in front of the camera here and there.
But enough about the scenery because that's not important at the moment. What's really important is what the camera pans to moments later.
The shot pans to a large chair...which makes no sense because it's already been established that the video is been taken from high up in the air. But that chair is definitely there, and it's floating. Not only that, but there's definitely someone sitting in it. The chair lightly bobs up and down in with the winter breeze, and the chair's owner doesn't seem fazed at all by the fact that he's up so high in a floating chair. In fact, he almost seems contemplative as he nonchalantly leans against one of the chair's arms and gazes out toward the horizon.
He quickly snaps out of it though when he realizes the 'Gear is recording. He sits up properly and adjusts his winter attire to make sure he looks good for the camera. Coat adjusted? Check. Scarf in order? Check. Gloves pulled on tightly? Check.]
Oh good, you've managed to activate it. Excellent work, Belle and Cordelia.
[He clears his throat and proceeds.]
Hello, denizens of Johto. Or could this be Kanto? [He offers a shrug.] Such a mystery.
But the location doesn't matter. I have something very exciting to show you all. It's something I've been toying with since I arrived in this world, but I didn't have the proper resources to finish it until recently.
[He gently strokes the arms of his chair as he continues.]
However, I was remarkably blessed with a beloved possession of mine some months ago, so I didn't hesitate to continue this little project to completion.
Behold!
[He makes a small hand gesture to the 'Gear's operator, and the camera zooms out to show the chair in full view. It's definitely floating, no wires or anything. Dist spreads his arms wide and leans himself far back in the chair.]
I've finally properly replicated my mobile chair. It can move according to my will, and can handle distances as high as this and then some, without the need of a flying Pokemon to ride on. Yes, yes, I know how absolutely jealous you are.
Now, I could tell you how I'm achieving this, but that would ruin the effect. Though I'm curious how you all think my chair is capable of such a feat. Go on, take a guess! I do love when people try to piece together my magnificent creations.
[He smirks and leans back to his original position at the beginning of the video.]
But please, no idiotic guesses. Think before you speak.
[With a flick of his wrist, the video ends.]
[private to the Rocket frequency]
[But it doesn't completely end for Rockets! The scene is mostly the same, except now Dist has his feet firmly planted on the ground with the chair floating beside him.]
However, I'm feeling generous for all of you, because you never know, I may very well end up sharing this program with you at some point.
[He brings the 'Gear to the back of his chair where the secret of its flight is revealed: one Magnezone sits sideways in the middle of the chair's back, and two Magnemites are at its sides. They seem to be attached to the chair somehow.]
I've done some research into antigravity in this world, specifically this line's use of it. Now I'm using it to my advantage!
These Pokemon are attached by powerful magnets to keep them in place. Then...
[He moves back to the front of the chair to show off a control panel on the right arm of the chair.]
Using this panel, I send electronic signals straight through the magnets and into the Pokemon so they move according to the commands I input into the panel. The reaction is instantaneous, ensuring a smooth ride.
[He faces the camera straight-on, placing his hands behind his back and smirking the whole while.]
This program can be applied to many things, not just chairs of course, and I'm considering adding the Klink line into the program as well. This method of travel is not only efficient as it utilizes several Pokemon working together that can be swapped out when they begin to tire, but they also create almost no noise. The target will never know you're coming until it's too late.
[He allows himself to slide back into his chair.]
That said, comments and questions welcome. Praise is highly recommended, because let's be honest here, you cannot deny that this is going to help our missions immensely.
[He'll be eagerly awaiting your responses!]
But enough about the scenery because that's not important at the moment. What's really important is what the camera pans to moments later.
The shot pans to a large chair...which makes no sense because it's already been established that the video is been taken from high up in the air. But that chair is definitely there, and it's floating. Not only that, but there's definitely someone sitting in it. The chair lightly bobs up and down in with the winter breeze, and the chair's owner doesn't seem fazed at all by the fact that he's up so high in a floating chair. In fact, he almost seems contemplative as he nonchalantly leans against one of the chair's arms and gazes out toward the horizon.
He quickly snaps out of it though when he realizes the 'Gear is recording. He sits up properly and adjusts his winter attire to make sure he looks good for the camera. Coat adjusted? Check. Scarf in order? Check. Gloves pulled on tightly? Check.]
Oh good, you've managed to activate it. Excellent work, Belle and Cordelia.
[He clears his throat and proceeds.]
Hello, denizens of Johto. Or could this be Kanto? [He offers a shrug.] Such a mystery.
But the location doesn't matter. I have something very exciting to show you all. It's something I've been toying with since I arrived in this world, but I didn't have the proper resources to finish it until recently.
[He gently strokes the arms of his chair as he continues.]
However, I was remarkably blessed with a beloved possession of mine some months ago, so I didn't hesitate to continue this little project to completion.
Behold!
[He makes a small hand gesture to the 'Gear's operator, and the camera zooms out to show the chair in full view. It's definitely floating, no wires or anything. Dist spreads his arms wide and leans himself far back in the chair.]
I've finally properly replicated my mobile chair. It can move according to my will, and can handle distances as high as this and then some, without the need of a flying Pokemon to ride on. Yes, yes, I know how absolutely jealous you are.
Now, I could tell you how I'm achieving this, but that would ruin the effect. Though I'm curious how you all think my chair is capable of such a feat. Go on, take a guess! I do love when people try to piece together my magnificent creations.
[He smirks and leans back to his original position at the beginning of the video.]
But please, no idiotic guesses. Think before you speak.
[With a flick of his wrist, the video ends.]
[private to the Rocket frequency]
[But it doesn't completely end for Rockets! The scene is mostly the same, except now Dist has his feet firmly planted on the ground with the chair floating beside him.]
However, I'm feeling generous for all of you, because you never know, I may very well end up sharing this program with you at some point.
[He brings the 'Gear to the back of his chair where the secret of its flight is revealed: one Magnezone sits sideways in the middle of the chair's back, and two Magnemites are at its sides. They seem to be attached to the chair somehow.]
I've done some research into antigravity in this world, specifically this line's use of it. Now I'm using it to my advantage!
These Pokemon are attached by powerful magnets to keep them in place. Then...
[He moves back to the front of the chair to show off a control panel on the right arm of the chair.]
Using this panel, I send electronic signals straight through the magnets and into the Pokemon so they move according to the commands I input into the panel. The reaction is instantaneous, ensuring a smooth ride.
[He faces the camera straight-on, placing his hands behind his back and smirking the whole while.]
This program can be applied to many things, not just chairs of course, and I'm considering adding the Klink line into the program as well. This method of travel is not only efficient as it utilizes several Pokemon working together that can be swapped out when they begin to tire, but they also create almost no noise. The target will never know you're coming until it's too late.
[He allows himself to slide back into his chair.]
That said, comments and questions welcome. Praise is highly recommended, because let's be honest here, you cannot deny that this is going to help our missions immensely.
[He'll be eagerly awaiting your responses!]
[locked video]
[Plus y'know, blowing stuff up is kind of fun too.]
What is on your list of targets?
[locked video]
Mosssst of the targets have already been assigned, but there's a farm north of Olivine City that sssshould make a fitting target.
[locked video]
[So with that, he nods.]
Very well, I'll take it.
[locked video]
[locked video]
[Granted, he was mostly involved with the R&D and not actual battling but that's beside the point.]
I'll begin my preparations within the coming days. This should be oh so fun.
[locked video]
[But in his opinion, you definitely don't look like one. Not even like one of his generals or a Joe and that's saying something.]
Wonderful! Truth be told, I cannot wait to ssssee what happens when your new innovation is put to good use!
[locked video]
[Would he even want to sport those colors though...]
Good, good! I'll be sure to record it for your viewing pleasure. I'd like to have some examples on tape for when I present this to the Executives.
[locked video]
I'm ssssure they'll enjoy the presentation. They'd have to be complete fools to not ssssee the value of thissss!
[locked video]
Also wow he's loving all this ego-stroking.]
Your enthusiasm is appreciated, Commander. I'll let you know what they thought after I present it.