"Congratulations! You have reached the voicemail of the illustrious Dist the Rose. As you can tell, my time is far too precious to waste on you at the moment. Do feel free to leave a message though, but it had better be important."
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[He'd really like to keep the info limited as an advantage, but...well, there can't be any harm in telling a few people.]
Do not fret Aradia, I will take the utmost care. If something were to happen, I have plenty of powerful Pokemon to protect me.
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[ let her tell you about
homestuckjohn egbert ]Okay, good! If you run into any trouble - I'll assist so far as it isn't breaking the human laws here, since I don't want to rock the legal boat so far.