ortion: (❀ bitch please)
Dist ([personal profile] ortion) wrote2012-09-12 03:47 pm
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Route 29 | IC Inbox

"Congratulations! You have reached the voicemail of the illustrious Dist the Rose. As you can tell, my time is far too precious to waste on you at the moment. Do feel free to leave a message though, but it had better be important."

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bellyshirt: (♪ You can't just ask people)

sept 12 / anonymous mail

[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-09-12 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!
bellyshirt: (♩ Whatever. I'm getting cheese fries.)

[personal profile] bellyshirt 2012-09-12 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
how do you know it wont work huh

better safe than sorry


[omg dist has a crush DEETS]
enjoymyatelier: zach. they're here. (migrane's a comin.)

august 4 | voice

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2013-08-05 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[...yeah okay when you actually see someone you kind of like on the news for stealing the fossil revival machine out of the pokemon center

yeah]


Was that really necessary?
timelymaid: art by <user name=rucet site=tumblr.com> (= exposition fairy.)

august 4th | voice

[personal profile] timelymaid 2013-08-05 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Apparently Kayneth beat her to it but. ]

Dist! Did you steal that stuff from the museum, too?

Also, are you okay? I hope you realize your face was in a news broadcast.

[ ...Two conflicting sentences but whatever. ]
enjoymyatelier: fistclench. (GET BENT)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2013-08-08 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't be talking about it if you hadn't stolen the device that's apparently intended to be used to revive fossils in the city I'm currently staying in! Now I have to wait until after I defeat this awful gym leader and go to Ecruteak to be able to use them, so I'm hoping you had a-

[DON'T SWEAR DON'T SWEAR DON'T SWEAR]

-decent reason for this!
enjoymyatelier: it kind of smells (wow that is just really gross)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2013-08-08 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
...

Well, I certainly can't blame you for wanting to examine the machine more closely, and I'm sure there would be a great deal of restrictions in place in terms of trying to examine it in the actual center... so while I can't say I entirely approve, I'm not going to moralize at you for stealing one in the first place, given that the natives have been horrendously obstructive to any sort of meaningful research.

...but really, Goldenrod is quite possibly the most inconvenient place you could have stolen from for practically everyone here, not just me! Couldn't you have gone to some backwater hole like... oh, I don't know, Cherrygrove or somewhere like that and stolen their machine?
timelymaid: art by <user name=strovi site=tumblr.com> (= wut.)

[personal profile] timelymaid 2013-08-10 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hm. Okay, since he didn't directly obstruct her in visiting the museum, her own questionable alien moral code can allow this to pass, apparently.

...she needs to work on her moral code sometime, even though she's one of the more "good"ish trolls. ]


Well, that's something, at least. Why did you steal a machine available to public use, though?
timelymaid: art by <user name=strovi site=tumblr.com> (= not sure about that. um.)

[personal profile] timelymaid 2013-08-16 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ If he had been involved in the museum-closing theft her annoyance might have taken hold for longer.

Luckily for Dist, he wasn't. ]


...I suppose they don't really share information, although my first instinct would have been to ask about it.

[ Here. She might very well have just nabbed it herself, were she in her home universe and playing by troll rules. ]

If you do learn anything from it, are you going to keep that information to yourself and Team Rocket?

...Also, are you just going to go into hiding forever now, or?
enjoymyatelier: i am just done with this shit (ugh whatever)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2013-08-19 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Even though there's no reason for them to keep us from it whatsoever... ugh, I can't believe how pointlessly difficult they make things for us.

[...which is part of why he isn't getting on a high horse about this.]

What was preventing you from picking a more auspicious location, then? Inconveniences aside, it meant there were far more people around who would inconvenience you.
enjoymyatelier: zach. they're here. (migrane's a comin.)

[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2013-08-20 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps you should find more agreeable cohorts, then.
timelymaid: art by <user name="qeti" site="tumblr.com"> (= dolled up. yes?)

[personal profile] timelymaid 2013-08-22 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
...Well, it's true that I've never really gotten answers to many of my questions.

[ Still, she's wary of actually going against the order of things here, with her ~pacifistic~ view, though that's also meshed with her creepy troll morality system. ]

That said, will you let me know what, if anything, you discover?

And I do hope it blows over. Though I can't say getting caught would be horrible, here - I've yet to see anything more than community service doled out in response to crimes. Just be careful of the other people here not from this world.
timelymaid: art credit unknown, please contact (- say what?)

[personal profile] timelymaid 2013-09-08 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Very interested! Fossils are - well, I suppose you could call them a passion of mine. The information would be of interest to - oh, Kayneth and Ash, I expect. Maybe John. But I've never had any problem keeping my mouth shut about where I learn something from.

[ to the utter frustration of her companions, when she chooses to be close-mouthed. ]

I've only heard about that organization off and on. I can't say I've ever seen them in action - but do take care around them.
timelymaid: art by <user name=strovi site=tumblr.com> (Default)

[personal profile] timelymaid 2013-09-18 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, he is?? He's one of my best friends here! I didn't know you were acquainted, though. But yes, I believe Ash is trustworthy - and John is John Egbert. He's exceptionally trustworthy. I think it would be hard to find someone more trustworthy!

[ let her tell you about homestuck john egbert ]

Okay, good! If you run into any trouble - I'll assist so far as it isn't breaking the human laws here, since I don't want to rock the legal boat so far.

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