ortion | Route 29

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

[...yeah okay when you actually see someone you kind of like on the news for stealing the fossil revival machine out of the pokemon center

yeah]

Was that really necessary?

[ Apparently Kayneth beat her to it but. ]

Dist! Did you steal that stuff from the museum, too?

Also, are you okay? I hope you realize your face was in a news broadcast.

[ ...Two conflicting sentences but whatever. ]

hey dude
dude
serious question here

do you have any magikarp you dont want
or know anyone that has one they wanna get rid of
totally serious

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

DIST

i need ur science know how
hypothetically could you make a pokemon uh
bigger

[Not having experienced this strange time of year yet in Johto before, waking up with his abilities suddenly restored was a shock. Nagi had just begun to properly train himself to avoid unconsciously reaching for powers that didn't exist to do things for him, such as turning on the lights. This morning was one of those mornings when the idea that he couldn't slipped his mind with his grogginess. Needless to say, he was fully awake by the time the lights suddenly snapped on on their own accord.

Some further experiments- picking up small objects from the floor or desk, then moving on to actually using his Gear without touching it- proved to Nagi that this was in fact happening, and that his telekinesis had somehow been restored. He got up then, quickly clipping his pokeballs on his belt and leaving his room, immediately marching down the hall down a familiar path to the offices deeper in the base.

Even as he walks, he can feel his chest tighten slightly, but a quick reminder of those lights snapping on makes it go away. Surely Dist and Kato are up early and working as diligently as they so boast...so perhaps they wouldn't mind if he payed them a visit. And if they did, well.

Nagi would just have a proposal ready they couldn't refuse.]

[It's just another day in Division D, and Kato is busy working at his desk on one project or another. The majority of the things he has to do today involve data entry, and since he requires them for calculations he's not interested in trusting the job to grunts. One wrongly entered number could equate to many wasted hours of redundant mathematics, after all, and Kato isn't going to risk it.

Nevertheless, it's a goddamn boring job. He's been at it for about an hour (and onto his second cup of coffee), clicking back and forth and tapping in one number or another, when he realizes that his mouse isn't responding. After a few aggravated shakes on the pad, he concludes that...yes, it is definitely not working properly. One check of the (now flickering) light on the bottom of it confirms his fears. Angrily sitting back in his chair, he runs a hand roughly through his hair and sighs.]

I'll just go and get another one...

[The computer room has a plethora of spare parts; he'll grab a new mouse from in there, and get back to what he's doing. Carrying his coffee with him, he makes his way over to the room, Ranpu obediently opening the door for him to enter.

It's as he's reaching down to unplug his selected mouse from its tower that he notices something...odd.]

What the...

[Near the back of the room, there's a chair; one of the plain metal ones that you can find scattered about the base. What's unique about this one, however, is the fact that its legs are twisted and curled together like noodles. It's not the sort of damage usually earned from wear and tear, anyway. Ignoring his computer troubles (and his coffee) for the moment, Kato walks over to the chair and picks it up, running a hand over the mangled metal. Ranpu also looks at it curiously, trying to work out what could have happened to it.]

This is odd. What do you think?

[Falling silent, Kato listens (or...well, 'listens') as Ranpu relates his thoughts. His Lunatone is on the same page as him; this sort of bizarre damage definitely looks like it was inflicted by a Pokemon, likely a Psychic-type. But he and Dist never let their Pokemon practice their abilities on mundane departmental equipment, that's just asking for pointed budget-related questions from Proton...]

Hey, Dist...

[Determined to get an answer, Kato carries the chair over to where Dist is working, placing it down before him and crossing his arms, a bemused expression on his face.]

Do you know what happened to this chair? I found it in the computer room. It's utterly mangled.

sept 12 / anonymous mail

august 4 | voice

august 4th | voice

6/7, text

8/14 not anonymous at all

8/14 Not Anonymous At All Text

good morning sir dist

no subject

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