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i need ur science know how
hypothetically could you make a pokemon uh
bigger
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First of all, why do you need this information?
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........curiosity?
andddddddd maybe i wanna try something
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I expect you to explain yourself if I say yes.
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okay all cards on the table dude
i wanna know if its possible to make things bigger beeeecause... i kinda heard this story about a sea serpent from another world.
orin's already big for his species but i wanna know if it's possible to make him bigger.
or any pokemon for that matter.
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You can barely fit him in the base as he is.
[Is he sure he wants to enable the existence of even bigger Gyarados? He can't stand that species...]
Why exactly do you want him to be larger? For battling purposes?
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and hey it could just be for any ol' pokemon too not just him but it could be pretty nifty for battles too, yeah? say you had a really small one, uh...
i dunno just some generic small one like a caterpie or something. thing just gets hammered not cuz it weak but cuz its really small
make that thing bigger and bam
giant caterpillar
hell dude even those metal one you made, that metapod? imagine that like
twice the size it was
and drop it on something
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But as much as I don't want to admit it, an abnormally large Gyarados would be much more useful than a Caterpie of similar variety.
I have been considering what type of gene-splicing to try out next. I don't mind adding size manipulation to the list of possibilities. After all, what sort of scientist would I be to not try it out at some point?
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tyranitars even
oh light can you imagine that one????
you think if i got one of those you could work your magic?
id totally be willing to splurge on it if you can do it
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[...That's not a refusal by the way.]
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it couldnt hurt to have something as backup, right?
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Anyway, if you truly want to attempt this and intend to actually do something with the results, then I will alert you once I have the proper resources. It shouldn't take much, so prepare your Pokemon in advance.