"Congratulations! You have reached the voicemail of the illustrious Dist the Rose. As you can tell, my time is far too precious to waste on you at the moment. Do feel free to leave a message though, but it had better be important."
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[He begins in that characteristic, almost impassive tone of his, though the look on his face is anything but impassive. It's pleased for once, and clearly so. As he talks the keys continue to move, struck by an invisible force.]
There happens to be a certain...way I prefer to do things, however.
[The Dedenne on his shoulder lifts tiny paws to rub at his face, whiskers twitching as he looks up at Dist with a cheeky grin, his tail draped across the back of Nagi's shoulders.]
And of course, if you and your partner feel the need to make this test needlessly difficult to complete- impossible, perhaps, merely because you can- then I feel that it is only fair I even the odds.
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That isn't answering my question! This shouldn't be possible, it--
[He cuts himself off, attempting to clear his mind and think of a possible explanation for this. He's established that it's not cheating with a Pokemon, he's established that Nagi couldn't have rigged this ahead of time because he would have easily been caught. He pretty much has to accept that the test is going to be completed at this rate, and if it's not through some form of cheating, then Nagi must be the real deal...but how's he pulling this off?
If it's a supernatural ability of Nagi's, it shouldn't be possible for him to be using it. However, there have been instances of powers being available to access. Is this one of those times? Dist thinks back to the previous instances...
...ah. May and November, the strange weekends where many extraordinary things occur and everything goes haywire. He's been through at least three of them himself, and he had access to his abilities then. It's November, so is this one of those weekends...?]
Is this some sort of ability? I demand you explain yourself, otherwise I'm going to make this test attempt null and void as well.
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Pause the test, and I will.
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He then leans back again, crossing his arms and staring at Nagi expectantly. Out with it, boy.]
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I woke up this morning with the revelation that I had returned to my full potential. ...of course, I'm not interested in letting anyone else know this unless absolutely necessary. However, you seemed like you needed an example.
[All of a sudden, a loud groan echoes in the corner of the room, sharply splitting the silence. A chair- thankfully an easily replaceable one- suddenly collapses as its legs are twisted up under as easy as if they were made of ropes.]
You made a fool of me once, creating a test in such a way that it would be impossible for me to complete it. ...Today, I can break into anything you present to me within minutes.
[He leans back in his chair, and the groaning of the other chair stops as it falls over with a metallic clatter.]
I'm not going to say your test was not fair, but it certainly was not an accurate judgement of what I can do. After all, if I really was required to uncover sensitive information, I think I would have more than a minute to do it.
...am I correct?
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But Dist is jerked from his thoughts rather harshly as he quickly turns his sight to the imploding chair. If Nagi was hoping to rattle him, he's certainly succeeded because Dist does not look pleased by this development. This is already going far beyond what he imagined, this ability could actually be harmful.
He tries to keep his cool though, just letting Nagi talk. That's what he needs to do, let him finish. God, does he wish Kato were here.
When Nagi turns the conversation back to him, he's still visibly shaken but rather stern when he responds. He has words for you, Nagi.]
First of all, this test was in no way rigged to humiliate you. The locks are completely capable of being cracked by someone other than Kato and I. As I said, I actually had high hopes for you.
[He's not exactly lying, at least it doesn't sound like he is. His voice is quite serious. He has to be serious, considering what Nagi just did.]
That said...yes, the majority of locks you will be dealing with will not be like this one. In fact, most security systems outside ours are quite simplistic because they don't have people like us designing them. But you must understand that we are an organization that demands the highest quality of skill. When you tout yourself as a prodigy, you're going to have to expect to back up that claim, no matter the difficulty you are faced with. I do not take that term lightly, as you have found out.
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It was hard for him not to take the response to what had happened during his prior test personally. It wouldn't be the first time something like that had happened to him.]
How many others have you subjected to your test?
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Quite a few- at least over a dozen. None managed to get to the final stage, except for you. I suppose that in and of itself should be considered impressive, but the initial stages really weren't that difficult.
[He tries to loosen himself up, going back to crossing his arms just so he can tighten his grip on his arms to stop them from shaking.]
But seeing you completely destroy those codes just now, it's...well, nothing like I've ever seen before. It was startling, and naturally my first instinct was to believe you must have been cheating. Clearly I've been proven otherwise.
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Of course, he doesn't plan on telling him that. But, for the moment, he has returned to the quiet child he was before, blue eyes as piercing as ever as he stares up at Dist.]
...I'm certain this isn't going to last.
[He finally says, a bit quieter than before.]
But I would rather you know that I am capable, when I am not handicapped.
[And really, he feels like he would be able to break those codes on his own with time and practice. He just didn't have the luxury of that at the moment.]
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Finally,]
It won't last, no. Your abilities will likely be gone within the next couple days.
[Which is unfortunate, because as unsettling as that power is it has so many beneficial uses. He's sure Nagi knows that, though.
But that's not the main point right now.]
I imagine the difficulty would have been startling at first if you were handicapped. Do you believe you can pull it off without those abilities if I give you time to practice?
[Inwardly, he likens it to having the fon slots on his body sealed. It's basically what happened when he arrived himself. It's rather difficult to adjust to having your abilities dampened, especially when they were used for your work. He understands this.]
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[It takes him a moment to answer, but when he does it's a definitive one. The idea that he's going to lose his Telekinesis isn't one he's happy about, but having it back for just a short time is better than nothing. He still has his Pokemon to help with that, after all.]
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Very well. I will grant you some time, then. You will conduct your practice in here, as usual. You can come to me when you wish to begin.
[Part of him can't believe he's doing this after the stunt Nagi just pulled. He should be way more pissed than he is, because he was just messed with in a way that's beyond acceptable to him.
However, part of him is still quite curious about this child. With those abilities, it's no wonder why he was considered a prodigy. That is the skill he was hoping to see the first time around, but he had no idea Nagi was operating under a handicap, and accordingly got frustrated when the boy didn't act as predicted. However, it takes practice and effort to get over a handicap that wasn't there before.
He wants to see how far beyond that handicap Nagi can get.]
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But instead he just sits there, silent.]
I will not fail next time.
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[Though he sounds serious when he says that, he does seem to be smiling slightly. That sounded rather familiar, didn't it?]
Now, get out of here. I still have much to do today.
[Along with a lot of reflecting and recovering, after all that just went down. Boy is he going to have quite the story for Kato.
He'll stand back to let Nagi exit before him, his Pokemon remaining close to him in a protective manner as though they're still expecting something to happen.]
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Perhaps now he will be able to find some sort of place with Team Rocket. But for now, he's fine with keeping to himself as he always has.
He'll have them begging him to work before all is said and done.]