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[ortion]

"Congratulations! You have reached the voicemail of the illustrious Dist the Rose. As you can tell, my time is far too precious to waste on you at the moment. Do feel free to leave a message though, but it had better be important."

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[ajustcaws]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[ortion]

[You know...Dist isn't as surprised by this one. He's only spoken to Cynthia a few times but she definitely seems like the type to believe this rabble.]

Answer me this: do you believe a mysterious force is watching over you as you send these out, making sure you've sent the proper amount of messages to qualify for its rewards?

[ajustcaws]

well... stranger things have happened!!!

[that'd be a yes.]

[ortion]

From what you have told me...yes, I suppose you are right.

Still. This world is very different from our own worlds. Thus far I've yet to come across such a force used by humans. But who knows? Perhaps a Pokemon could be behind it.

[He sure is going to run with this.]

[ajustcaws]

exactly!!! i mean humans can't do a lot here, but pokemon can do practically everything!!

so you know it probably IS a pokemon running this.

[ortion]

It very well may be. But which one, I wonder? It has to be a Psychic type if it can manipulate our futures depending on what we decide to do. It also has to have experience with technology if it was able to develop that text message.

Ah, but what if it is in allegiance with a Ghost type and made it possess someone to write the message for it?

How devious.

[ajustcaws]

OOOOOH MAN that would be SUPER SPOOKY!!!!! i wonder if it's one of those legendaries i read about??? i mean they're even more awesome than regular pokemon and if they teamed up they'd be unstoppable!!!

[ortion]

It would not be the first time a legendary Pokemon has been accused for strange goings-on.

Which ones have you read about?

[ajustcaws]

well!! there's that time traveler pokemon that's supposed to be in ilex, right!? i read about that one because it was SUPER COOL.

and you know, time travel!! i'm kind of sad celebi doesn't have too much of a STORY story to it, though. i read the one about ho-oh resurrecting the beasts, too, and that was a good yarn!

[ortion]

Yes, I imagine that one would have particularly struck you. But you are correct, we do not know very much about it, save for the time travel bit.

From what you know, do you believe it would have the desire to play such a trick on all of us?

[ajustcaws]

maybe??? i don't know. maybe it's not that one, though!! it could be one that nobody knows anything about yet...

[ortion]

Oh, now that is a thought. A mysterious creature, terrorizing humans by forcing them to send threatening messages to each other in order to control their destinies...

Honestly, this sounds like something you would be interested in snooping out. Bringing justice to the masses and all that.

[ajustcaws]

...actually i didn't see them as threatening...????? i mean i guess the skunktank thing and the beedrill thing are kind of threatening but if you have a fire type you can fight those off with no problem!! and a ground type, maybe?

point is the bad thing's something you can overcome, while the good thing just sounds good!!