"Congratulations! You have reached the voicemail of the illustrious Dist the Rose. As you can tell, my time is far too precious to waste on you at the moment. Do feel free to leave a message though, but it had better be important."
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sept 12 / anonymous mail
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What is the meaning of this nonsense? Do you honestly expect me to fall for something so elementary?
[His crush isn't even near Goldenrod so clearly it is false!!]no subject
better safe than sorry
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omg dist has a crush DEETS]no subject
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Obviously it's Jade, jeez! I kid, he doesn't really...]