Route 29 | IC Inbox

[ortion]

"Congratulations! You have reached the voicemail of the illustrious Dist the Rose. As you can tell, my time is far too precious to waste on you at the moment. Do feel free to leave a message though, but it had better be important."

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sept 12 / anonymous mail

[bellyshirt]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

[ortion]

What.

What is the meaning of this nonsense? Do you honestly expect me to fall for something so elementary?

[His crush isn't even near Goldenrod so clearly it is false!!]

[bellyshirt]

how do you know it wont work huh

better safe than sorry

[omg dist has a crush DEETS]

[ortion]

Are these hoards Beedrill and Skuntank going to materialize out of the storm? Furthermore, I have never seen a single Skuntank in Goldenrod.

[Obviously it's Jade, jeez! I kid, he doesn't really...]