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[The feed opens up to a Magikarp splashing around in a small pool of water. But this is no ordinary Magikarp; this Magikarp is glowing. It seems that whoever is recording wants to capture the evolution on camera.
That person may or may not also be cackling. It's rather distinct to anyone who has heard it before...]
After months of absolutely miserable torture attempting to train this thing, the time as finally come for this useless fish to become something truly amazing! To all those who mocked me, feast your eyes, for I have persevered!
[Just as he finishes that little speech, the Magikarp's glowing form begins to shift and grow. The camera moves up as the shape becomes snake-like and continues to grow...until it finally stops. The glow fades, revealing a newly evolved Gyarados.]
Gyyyyaaaaaarrrrr...
Oh, just look at you. At long last, you can actually be useful. What a glorious day this is...
[As Dist goes on about how amazing this all is, the Gyarados seems to be checking out its new body. He looks proud of what he's accomplished. While Dist isn't paying attention, he begins to arch down toward his trainer and lets out a magnificent roar.]
GYYAAAAAA!!
Wh-What are you doing?! Don't come any close—aaaaaaauuugh!
[The Gyarados suddenly lunges at Dist, and the last thing the feed shows is a Scizor darting into view and grabbing the Gyarados's head by the mouth with her huge pincers. As Dist stumbles to the ground, the feed comes to an end.]
That person may or may not also be cackling. It's rather distinct to anyone who has heard it before...]
After months of absolutely miserable torture attempting to train this thing, the time as finally come for this useless fish to become something truly amazing! To all those who mocked me, feast your eyes, for I have persevered!
[Just as he finishes that little speech, the Magikarp's glowing form begins to shift and grow. The camera moves up as the shape becomes snake-like and continues to grow...until it finally stops. The glow fades, revealing a newly evolved Gyarados.]
Gyyyyaaaaaarrrrr...
Oh, just look at you. At long last, you can actually be useful. What a glorious day this is...
[As Dist goes on about how amazing this all is, the Gyarados seems to be checking out its new body. He looks proud of what he's accomplished. While Dist isn't paying attention, he begins to arch down toward his trainer and lets out a magnificent roar.]
GYYAAAAAA!!
Wh-What are you doing?! Don't come any close—aaaaaaauuugh!
[The Gyarados suddenly lunges at Dist, and the last thing the feed shows is a Scizor darting into view and grabbing the Gyarados's head by the mouth with her huge pincers. As Dist stumbles to the ground, the feed comes to an end.]
[video]
He remains silent for a few moments after listening to that comment.]
I've come this far; there isn't much reason to back out now. I'll just have to be more careful.
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[[Just don't give it any food or water! It worked wonders on his Hydreigon, once it moved past the 'FINE I'LL JUST EAT YOU' stage and into the 'OH GOD I'M SORRY PLEASE GIVE ME SOMETHING ANYTHING' stage!]]
The main thing to remember is that you are the master. Don't give it any chances to test otherwise, Dist.
[[As he speaks, a Zorua will leap up onto the table, rubbing her head against his arm. Stroking her ears
like some sort of Bond villain, Kato continues to smirk.]]Then there are those who recognize their position from the get-go, like Pyrite here. She gets rewarded for her obedience.
Pokemon training isn't all that hard, really.
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Trust me, I know exactly how to handle him. I was able to tame Gale with relative ease, though I still have to allow her to indulge in battle often.
[He's still scowling because damn this whole ordeal has really gotten to him.]
It will be no different for Leviathan. I will have him under control in due time.
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[[....yeah um
you don't mind if he just freezes a little as a Seviper appears behind him, do you
these things are massive]]
I'm...rather caught up with a few interesting new species of my own, like Hydra here. Isn't he beautiful?
[[he's definitely not talking in a way that is strained or nervous in any manner
it really
doesn't help
that this creature is the spawn of his ever-so-lovely Hydreigon
fuck his life]]
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Does he frequently sneak up on you like that?