"Congratulations! You have reached the voicemail of the illustrious Dist the Rose. As you can tell, my time is far too precious to waste on you at the moment. Do feel free to leave a message though, but it had better be important."
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sept 12 / anonymous mail
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What is the meaning of this nonsense? Do you honestly expect me to fall for something so elementary?
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better safe than sorry
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yeah]
Was that really necessary?
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So when he gets this message, he knows it can only mean one thing. God damnit they got found out.]
Can we please not talk about this right now?
[It's already embarrassing enough that the mission didn't go as planned at all, but now people are aware of it. And in this case, people he likes too.]
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[DON'T SWEAR DON'T SWEAR DON'T SWEAR]
-decent reason for this!
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Dist! Did you steal that stuff from the museum, too?
Also, are you okay? I hope you realize your face was in a news broadcast.
[ ...Two conflicting sentences but whatever. ]
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Also yeah those are definitely conflicting sentences.
There's a bit of a guilty tone to his voice when he responds, but he also sounds pretty pissed as well. Maybe at himself, maybe at his team, maybe at everything...who knows.]
I just found out. Yes, I am fine, and no, I did not steal from the museum.
[Short and to the point, because he doesn't even have the will to explain himself right this second.]
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...she needs to work on her moral code sometime, even though she's one of the more "good"ish trolls. ]
Well, that's something, at least. Why did you steal a machine available to public use, though?
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6/7, text
dude
serious question here
do you have any magikarp you dont want
or know anyone that has one they wanna get rid of
totally serious
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Please don't tell me you actually want more of those dreadful fish.
[...he might have some though.]
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orin evolved
the one i had before
hes a freakin giant and hes a walking badass
he can eat someone
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I accidentally lost this to my inbox, I apologize!
no worries!
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8/14 not anonymous at all
**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!
P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!
> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt
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I am slightly offended that you would possibly inflict Beedrills and Skuntanks on me, Aradia.
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and catch a rare pokemon at that
[ she might be a little bored........... ]
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8/14 Not Anonymous At All Text
**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!
P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!
> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt
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Answer me this: do you believe a mysterious force is watching over you as you send these out, making sure you've sent the proper amount of messages to qualify for its rewards?
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good morning sir dist
**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!
P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!
> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt
how could this happen to meeee
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i need ur science know how
hypothetically could you make a pokemon uh
bigger
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First of all, why do you need this information?
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Backtagged to 11/28 [action]
Some further experiments- picking up small objects from the floor or desk, then moving on to actually using his Gear without touching it- proved to Nagi that this was in fact happening, and that his telekinesis had somehow been restored. He got up then, quickly clipping his pokeballs on his belt and leaving his room, immediately marching down the hall down a familiar path to the offices deeper in the base.
Even as he walks, he can feel his chest tighten slightly, but a quick reminder of those lights snapping on makes it go away. Surely Dist and Kato are up early and working as diligently as they so boast...so perhaps they wouldn't mind if he payed them a visit. And if they did, well.
Nagi would just have a proposal ready they couldn't refuse.]
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When Nagi enters, Dist's Pokemon are quick to alert their trainer of the boy's presence. He lifts his head up to see who's paying a visit this early and...oh. Nagi showing up definitely gets some mixed reactions on Dist's end, judging by the way his expression of interest falters a bit when his gaze lands on the boy.]
Nagi. What brings you to Division D this morning?
[He taps the stack of paperwork against the desk to straighten it out, then turns to give Nagi his full attention. Rosamund and Gardenia watch on with interest.]
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[action] Jan 13th
Nevertheless, it's a goddamn boring job. He's been at it for about an hour (and onto his second cup of coffee), clicking back and forth and tapping in one number or another, when he realizes that his mouse isn't responding. After a few aggravated shakes on the pad, he concludes that...yes, it is definitely not working properly. One check of the (now flickering) light on the bottom of it confirms his fears. Angrily sitting back in his chair, he runs a hand roughly through his hair and sighs.]
I'll just go and get another one...
[The computer room has a plethora of spare parts; he'll grab a new mouse from in there, and get back to what he's doing. Carrying his coffee with him, he makes his way over to the room, Ranpu obediently opening the door for him to enter.
It's as he's reaching down to unplug his selected mouse from its tower that he notices something...odd.]
What the...
[Near the back of the room, there's a chair; one of the plain metal ones that you can find scattered about the base. What's unique about this one, however, is the fact that its legs are twisted and curled together like noodles. It's not the sort of damage usually earned from wear and tear, anyway. Ignoring his computer troubles (and his coffee) for the moment, Kato walks over to the chair and picks it up, running a hand over the mangled metal. Ranpu also looks at it curiously, trying to work out what could have happened to it.]
This is odd. What do you think?
[Falling silent, Kato listens (or...well, 'listens') as Ranpu relates his thoughts. His Lunatone is on the same page as him; this sort of bizarre damage definitely looks like it was inflicted by a Pokemon, likely a Psychic-type. But he and Dist never let their Pokemon practice their abilities on mundane departmental equipment, that's just asking for pointed budget-related questions from Proton...]
Hey, Dist...
[Determined to get an answer, Kato carries the chair over to where Dist is working, placing it down before him and crossing his arms, a bemused expression on his face.]
Do you know what happened to this chair? I found it in the computer room. It's utterly mangled.
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So he's working on that at his desk, viewing the progress and schematics on his computer and transferring notes to his tablet pad to bring to the construction lab later on. When Kato comes calling, he curiously glances up from his notes.]
Hmm? What is it?
[That's when he lays his eyes on the chair. His eyes widen considerably, fearfully.]
Ah--
[He briefly covers his mouth to choke back a gasp. It's followed by a look of frustration because he knows there's no way Kato's not going to ask about that reaction now. He thought he got rid of that chair! Though apparently that's not the case. He must have immediately left the room immediately after Nagi's stunt that day and neglected to go back and collect the mangled chair remains.
He didn't think that day would be coming back to haunt him so soon.
Despite his rather strong reaction to the chair, he still tries to play it cool, like he actually has a chance of getting around this. He quickly turns away from the chair, opting to look back to his notes and not Kato. Because apparently avoiding eye contact is a real good strategy.]
Ah, that. I allowed Fonon and Katherine to wander the division the other day; Fonon thought it would be hilarious to trick Katherine into practicing her new moves on the chair.
[He makes a few taps at the tablet; he's clearly nervous that this isn't gonna work.]
They were both punished, naturally. I simply haven't had the opportunity to dispose of the remains yet.
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